- Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
- Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
- Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
Me, when things don’t go my way and I start scheming.
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beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer
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do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers
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They also mummified their dead cats the way they mummified people.
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:
dog gets married.
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